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Number 16

When a man shits in a woman’s ear then grabs it and rubs it in her eyes whilst shagging her. When he is ready to come he pulls out and does it in her belly button. He then proceeds to grab it and rub it in her hair!!!
Hey Roy wow u smell of shit and urine and your mrs hair is a mess. Hey Gids I just did a number 16 and she loved it
by Royston J April 26, 2025
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numberblocks

A... Show? Almost. A British TV Show about numbers that aired in 2017 on Cbeebies. The fanbase of this show is demented. It's insane, it's treacherous, it's torture. There is even a unique term specifically targeting members of this dammed show, 'dym cid' which is a typo of dumb kid. 90% of this show's audience are spotty fuck-faced teenagers way older than the target audience.
"I'm going to join the Numberblocks Wik on Fandom"

"Are you off your impotent gourd, sir?"
by smeggyseason14 June 19, 2025
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Numberblocks Band

some meme that the youtubers (e.g. Starry) make, mostly the cameos of less than 1 Numberblocks.
Friend: This meme came out of nowhere!
Me: What's that?
Friend: Numberblocks Band!
by jxhkUzjiks July 1, 2025
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Number 27

When ur hungry and feeling sexually aroused after shoving a hedgehog up your arse but have terrible diarrhoea then you stick your head down the toilet and do a risky fart but what comes out is a fountain of absolute brown jet wash like javelin spears. Then ur Mrs loves it so much she grabs the guinea pigs from the cage and shoves them up her moist Fanny for them to tickle it. Whilst that is happening she is sucking a massive vape then blowing it up her partners dirty shity arse whist picking the spikes out of face.
Hey Dave why does ur Mrs smell of shit, have hedgehog spikes in her head and have two Guinea pigs stuck up her fanny. I can’t believe it Luke she tried a number 27 and she fucking loved it.
by Royston J July 5, 2025
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[NumberOneRatedSalesman1997]

What spam tong from delta rune calls himself
NumberOneRatedSalesman1997 wants your kromer
by p01uyt July 9, 2025
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Number 30

Number 30

When your sick in your partners face and he eats it whilst your getting the massive strap on out ready to split his arse right open and lick the blood that’s dripping from there. Whilst that is happening ur pet rabbit starts eating your mrs out chewing on her gammon hangers, whilst she is screaming in ecstasy she squirts in the rabbits face and drowns the poor bugger. Then comes the pet dog who grabs the rabbit and starts eating it whilst the Mrs is still fucking the man with strap on. When they can’t take any more she takes the strap on off and makes the boyfriend lick the shit and blood all off.
Hey georgie why has dave got shit and blood all over his face. It’s ok hayl he just did a number 30 and unfortunately we haven’t got a rabbit anymore
by Royston J July 12, 2025
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