no homo

NO HOMO IS LITERALLY SAYING “I’m gay but don’t tell anyone”. Usually acts as an escape clause when you want to out yourself but you're not yet ready to say it upfront

My best friend told me that they want to marry me and my gay ass said "sure, no homo." to not make things awkward between us.

by milamilady16 April 2, 2021

HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023

no homo

No homo is a term created around the 1990s, the term is used mostly by men to get out of situations that make the user look or feel gay/lesbian

Johnathan: I'd smack dat ass

Quantavious: Ayo!
Johnathan: No homo though
Quantavious: that's cool then

by Archibald George Wilson March 8, 2023

No Homo

“No Homo” is an abbreviation for “No Homosexual” which is an abbreviation for “I am not going to engage in any homosexual acts with you.” and this could be said from a heterosexual or a person who identifies as gay themselves and they just don’t want to be gay with the person they are saying this to.

“You’re so hot. No homo though.”

by yrrtskrrtreperrt August 20, 2019

homo-spies

What I call homo-spys who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: homo-spies

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Homo Hattus

A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.

Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*

by TDS-RN September 6, 2022

Rapo-Chomo-Homo

A combination of a rapist, a child molester, and a faggot. Distinguished from Steve Miller Band's "The Joker". Instead of
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.

"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"

"Hey Jesse, did you see that fucking joker that just came in here a minute ago?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023