Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023

Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

fag muffin

your a fag and your a muffin obiviously.

you taste delicious, just like fags.

to make it simple your just plain weird .

Andrew Sar is a fag muffin (:

by Shay nay nay gurl July 31, 2009

Sex Muffins

An extreamly vile type of muffin, that prolongs sexual intercourse.

i just ate some sex muffins then had intercourse for 15 days.

by Senor Swift October 18, 2008

cunt muffin

The act of shoving a muffin or other pastry up the vagina and quiefing it out on the partners chest

Me and my boyfriend tried that cunt muffin technique

by frogzx May 31, 2011

Muffin Top

Fat girl who always wears clothes that is to tight for her letting all her fat hang out. Thinking guys want to get a bite out of her side. When really no one wants to take a bite out of her fat ass.

"Is that a muffin top costume?"

"No thats just her fat"

by Jadla May 2, 2010