Certified jordan moment

When somebody tells a joke or sends something "funny" to a group chat, but no one laughs or even replies to it.

That somebody: Hey, have u seen that video of the guy farting?

Everyone:
Everyone 10 hours after airing it: this is a certified jordan moment

by Sgtstanky January 22, 2020

Thy Bruv Momentum

A more formal way to say Bruh Moment

kid: bruh
kid 2 : that was a bruh moment
kid 3: Thy Bruv Momentum

by Fuckassshitman225 May 20, 2020

Tokyo Ghoul Moment

When something sad happens, cause 90% of Tokyo Ghoul was sad

This is a Tokyo Ghoul Moment on god

by HitlersLeftNut July 22, 2020

El_Bruh_Momento

One of the greatest Urban Dictionary users put on this earth

Girl 1: OMFG ITS FUCKING El_Bruh_Momento HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY OF HAPINESS
Girl 2: LET MESUCK YOUR BIG THROBBING COCK El_Bruh_Momento

by El_Bruh_Momento September 29, 2020

Stinky PooPoo Moment

when someone says something so fucking ridiculous you have no other option but to respond with “Stinky PooPoo Moment.”

Or if they just shit themselves that also is a “Stinky PooPoo Moment.”

*long paragraph*
^^Stinky PooPoo Moment^^

by Samuel Clayton Beckerman November 18, 2020

bruh monkey moment

when something annoying happens in general or to someone

lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave

by izzythedragon8 November 27, 2020

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021