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Math is a the most boring subject created
Whoever created math is an absaloute dick
by The definition of you October 5, 2019
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Math

M-ental

A-ubse

T-o
H-umans

This physical subject induces with you’re mind and messes with you’re head, not only does math hurt you’re brain, it gives you stress aswell. Math fucking is abuse to my brain and you’res to.
Uhhh math is next period.

Oh shit math is next period, better stay hide in a locker.
by ĆlassČłown March 5, 2018
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Math

M- mental
A- abuse
T- to
H- humans
Girl:ughh I hate math!
Boy:me too it hurts my head when I think about it
Girl:I know right! Ughhhh
by Dekuisgay May 24, 2020
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Fucking with my math

When someone tries to help you out with something you're doing, but all they're doing is making it harder. The term comes from parents and how the switch to common core math and algebra only made things more complicated and harder, when the intent was to help make it easier
guy 1: *is moving something heavy through a doorway*

guy 2: "let me help you with that" *grabs the thing and starts moving it around on their own and shit*

guy 1: "can you just stop? you're fucking with my math"
by CalypsoKobold July 16, 2024
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math class

A time when some stories regarding humans doing something impossible quantitatively that ends with a cliffhanging question which makes the people in the math class need to speculate what happens next are told.
During math class, my teacher told that Bob bought 30 Watermelons at the minimarket, then he ate 19 watermelons and gave 3 watermelons to his friend. What does he have now?

Answer: either death or illness due to overeating
by BlaBla_bla March 3, 2019
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Math

Sex. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiplication
Man 1: I'm very very good at maths
by AloneAgain0 September 20, 2015
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math god

Someone who is really good at copying math answers
Emily and Sarah are math gods
by Emthespang October 21, 2019
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