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July 15

if someone is born on this day you have to give them some head
man! your born on july 15th?!?! come over here
by babydrivrr November 11, 2020
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Julie-itis

A mental disease effecting parents, manifested a strong need to control their child's life, from college to personal relationships to money. Parents with Julie-itis are incapable of gracefully letting their adult children finish growing up, and are prone to ranting about how rebellious and wrong their child is anytime they do not fall in line with their idea for what the child's life should look like.
Person #1: Why is that Mom gossiping with twenty year old girls about how awful her son is?
Person #2: Dude, she so has Julie-itis.

Boy: My Mom's Julie-itis is getting worse. Now she's refusing to give me toothpaste just because I want to leave the house.
Girl: Wow...does she want your teeth to fall out?
by HS_yodaforce August 5, 2012
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July 2

The day when two dumb bitches were born
July 2 when they were born
by Penis suckers May 4, 2021
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July 16

Just pull your best friend in to a private place or in too a bathroom and say itโ€™s July 16 letโ€™s f u c k ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅฐ
by Kikirayg July 15, 2021
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July 9th

by Arceous July 9, 2021
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29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.
A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of ๐Ÿ’ฆ July, ๐Ÿ“… weather ๐Ÿ˜ˆ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ clear
One ๐Ÿ˜ค adult asked ๐Ÿ™ me, ๐Ÿ˜ญ "What ๐Ÿ˜ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ your ๐Ÿ‘ dream?"
As ๐Ÿ‘ if ๐Ÿ‘ my ๐Ÿ‘จ dream ๐Ÿ’ญ explained who ๐Ÿ˜‚ I ๐Ÿ‘ am ๐Ÿ‘
When ๐Ÿ•— I ๐Ÿ‘ said ๐Ÿ’ฌ I ๐Ÿ‘ had ๐Ÿ’‹ no ๐Ÿ™… dream ๐Ÿ’ญ
The ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘ adult's face ๐Ÿ˜€
Was ๐Ÿ‘ like ๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ’ฆ the ๐Ÿ‘ child ๐Ÿ‘ฆ with ๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿ™… name ๐Ÿ“›
The ๐Ÿ‘ look ๐Ÿ‘€ was ๐Ÿ‘ familiar to ๐Ÿ’ฆ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Though studying ๐Ÿ”ซ wasn't ๐Ÿ˜ much ๐Ÿ”ฅ of ๐Ÿ’ฆ my ๐Ÿ‘จ taste ๐Ÿ‘…
I ๐Ÿ‘ tried ๐Ÿ‘€ my ๐Ÿ‘จ best ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Parents ๐Ÿ‘ช were ๐Ÿ‘ถ fond of ๐Ÿ’ฆ joy ๐Ÿ˜
When ๐Ÿ•— I ๐Ÿ‘ brought good ๐Ÿ‘Œ grades to ๐Ÿ’ฆ them ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Walking ๐Ÿšถ on ๐Ÿ”› the ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ path at ๐Ÿ† the ๐Ÿ‘ same ๐Ÿ˜ฉ time ๐Ÿ•
I ๐Ÿ‘ continued my ๐Ÿ‘จ life ๐Ÿ‘ค with ๐Ÿ‘ no ๐Ÿ™… expression ๐Ÿ–•

A: ...bye
by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021
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July 30th

Man 1: Yooo! Itโ€™s July 30th!
Man 2: I canโ€™t wait for my good luck today!
by Matilda g May 10, 2021
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