colin johnson

Usually a gay male, who hides his sexuality. Likes avocados and silver dildos. Eats dick, but only on weekends. He wishes to be a engineer when older.

Dad : Hey bud what you doing

Colin Johnson : Definitely not being gay dad.

Dad : Ok love you son
Colin Johnson : BYE!

by Ripmelife May 12, 2018

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Lee Johnson

A little person, usually under 3 foot. They contradict themselves a lot, and make up empty threats.

(Football Context)
"We'll see where you end up, come end of the season" (Implying his football team will finish above yours)
"Oh stop being a Lee Johnson"

by LittleLee69 March 20, 2018

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jayla johnson

Played the lead role in strange things about the johnsons back in 2011, she was well known for her professional acting in expertise of jerking off to her dad

That girl is such a jayla johnson

by Sluxreper June 17, 2018

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dalonte johnson

The best man you would ever meet . He has his ways but would do anything to make you happy. He's a go getter and I will never take no for an answer .

Look at dalonte johnson he getting money but girl if he ask for your number and you say no he won't accept that , but he sexy girl give it to him

by Trigger March 14, 2017

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Johnsoned

Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.

Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.

Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.

by Easy Ezz April 22, 2016

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