Someone that was born ready
by Soniahaha April 18, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. by Shane the shagger February 16, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 June 17, 2012
Get the Johnny Ragmug. Jesus Christ himself.
To put it short, Cash was a country musician (he also did blues, folk, rock & roll, and gospel) who was born in Kingsland, Arkansas, on February 26, 1932, and sadly passed away from diabetes on September 12, 2003, at the age of 71.
To put it short, Cash was a country musician (he also did blues, folk, rock & roll, and gospel) who was born in Kingsland, Arkansas, on February 26, 1932, and sadly passed away from diabetes on September 12, 2003, at the age of 71.
by 7568ino September 28, 2023
Get the Johnny Cashmug. Being sexually assaulted by an inanimate object, such as a glass bottle, like Amber Heard accused Johnny Depp of doing during their trial.
I hear he got arrested after he Johnny Depped a drunk girl last night. Luckily he also has JD' lawyer so he should be able to thoroughly discredit her.
by Nihilistic May 18, 2023
Get the Johnny Deppedmug. this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn
by johnglenn69 June 26, 2017
Get the johnny logmug. When you leave a Urinal Brownie in the bathroom on the third floor of the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, TN.
by CowboyJohnnyH November 6, 2025
Get the Johnny Nashvillemug.