creep jack

in warcraft3 when you are killing creeps and someone comes up from behind you and attacks you.

Woah shit0r, some fucking n00b creep jacked my shit. IM GONNA LOOSE TO THIS FUCKING N00b. AGHHHHHG, no townscroll!

by x-pose September 23, 2003

Hit Up My Jack

Generally meaning cellular device or sometimes even the home phone. Origins unknown, but sources believe that term came from the magicJack.

Average White Boy: Yo, you good?
Homeboy: Im about to pick up.
Average White Boy: Aight, good looks.
Homeboy: Give me ten, then hit up my jack.
Average White Boy: .......(Astonished In Amazement)

by Good Samaritan. October 29, 2010

i-jacking

The crime of stealing electronic music players and/or other electronic media. Derived from the surge of I-Pod related thefts in recent years.

I was the victim of an i-jacking when my MP3 player was stolen from my car.

by LuLu1972 August 4, 2007

Jack Jack

When one leaves his seat and calls jack jack which ultimately reserves that seat for him when he returns. Jack Jack was created long before Tap Tap and Jack Jack actually over rides all claims to tap tap. Originated in the city of Gig Harbor which was founded way before Tacoma.

When you get up, "Jack Jack".

by Chris Macky January 4, 2008

jack-off jenkies

The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.

I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.

Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?

Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!

by Bwillo April 12, 2011

Little Jack Lawrence

The bass player of the Dead Weather, Greenhornes, Raconteurs, and also plays banjo in Blanche. He currently has a beard and a photographer for a wife. He also has the vocals of a dying angel and is the only one welcome to magical bassland. He is way above our league that we are not worthy to even lie our lips upon his holy bare ass cheeks. He is thy savior and everyone shall bow down to his geeky little ass.

Watch Little Jack Lawrence shred the mutha fuckin' bass!

by Trolllllll August 2, 2011

Jack Schitt

A term used for someone who does nothing. Based on the phrase "I'm not doing jack shit."

Tommy is such a Jack Schitt.

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010