Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.

In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.

by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018

Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots

Humans are stupid.

by Cthulhuyyy December 6, 2018

Human Centipee

When a girl pisses in your mouth and you piss on the floor or better yet in someone else's mouth

Let's get my roommate to come in here and extend the Human Centipee. The more the merrier!

by MeanDabby February 21, 2019

Human

A Person

Homo Sapien

Mom is that a Human?
Mom: Yes Child

by JuliStar February 24, 2019

Human Shish-Kabob

The sexual act of intercourse with a female and a well endowed male on a food prep table when out of nowhere comes and equally well endowed male penetrates her throat as her head hangs off the opposite side of prep table making the penises unite creating a skewer effect deeming her the human shish-kabob.

Hi honey here's a copy of our Grocery list things to pick up; at store beer ice lottery tickets and a human shish-kabob!

by Emily "Bass" Jackson March 18, 2019

Human

Us

Hi human

by Mineaxe June 24, 2019

Human

A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.

Forgive Me for adding Personal insult to injury, but I am Human Myself as is anyhow.

by Korvine July 20, 2019