Out-Horny

when you get too horny for your own good

Lyia out-horny-d themself 😍

by BEOPLKHGRDAFH January 30, 2021

Horny Holiday

A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.

Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"

by Ijustpissedmypants December 13, 2021

Anti-Horny day

A day that occurs one week after horny day. People irl have the right to insult horny people, and discord moderators have the right to mute horny people, even if it's not in the rules.

Guy A: Ugh you didn't give me your nudes!!!!
Girl: What the fuck man.
Guy B: ?mute @retard being a horny fuck.
Girl: Hooray for Anti-Horny day!

by Ashcool April 16, 2021

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Horny hippo

a weird fat chick with big teeth and is probably a bit trashy, who isn't getting laid

Shit man Brooke won't stop being a Horny hippo today

by midget pony 69 January 31, 2021

horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Horny

You.

You are horny right now.

by zephyyy June 10, 2023