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Hipster

A hipster is someone who conforms to non-conformity, usually without realizing they are doing so. Hipsters typically have subdued narcissistic traits and an amorphous sense of self. Hipsters usually project a passive or passive aggressive persona of superiority to those who live within societal norms or mainstream culture, and they externalize (or push internalized) self-judgement and insecurity onto others by way of harsh criticism via over-intellectualizing things to the point of creating irrational logic loops. Ultimately, hipsters are people with an identity problem. Their efforts to solve this problem usually come from attempting to individuate themselves through subcultural trends (such as off-beat fashion, music and art trends, etc.) that make them feel unique despite the irony that their efforts to do so end up being conformist to a hipster subculture that has become mainstreamed in a roundabout way.
A hipster walks into a bar and realizes they don't have a mixologist, only bartenders. He walks out.
by inner-rhythm84 February 7, 2019
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Hipster

Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.
That man purse is so hipster of you.

Have you seen jessy''s play shirt? It's so hipster!
by Ellbobski October 2, 2018
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Hipster Milk

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.
by aebso October 5, 2018
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Hipster

A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.

A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..
You never have anything positive to say about the movies I watch. Quit being a fucking hipster.
by panicstep June 1, 2018
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A derogatory term used by artists/art students to refer to someone who feigns interest in the arts merely to look cool, counter-cultural, and woke; a poseur in the art scene.
Niki's such a hipster - she pretends to be an art history buff but she can't name any painters beside Van Gogh.

Zack comes off as loving art, but in reality he doesn't care about it at all and is just pretending to pick-up chicks.
by Alianora Cain May 21, 2018
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A dumb or silly child/teenager who thinks they're cool when they're really not
A hipster just said hi to me today, he sounded dumb
by Raysomcgy May 26, 2018
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Eskimo Hipster

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
Did you also go out with that guy over there or is he just another eskimo hipster??
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019
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