A hipster is someone who conforms to non-conformity, usually without realizing they are doing so. Hipsters typically have subdued narcissistic traits and an amorphous sense of self. Hipsters usually project a passive or passive aggressive persona of superiority to those who live within societal norms or mainstream culture, and they externalize (or push internalized) self-judgement and insecurity onto others by way of harsh criticism via over-intellectualizing things to the point of creating irrational logic loops. Ultimately, hipsters are people with an identity problem. Their efforts to solve this problem usually come from attempting to individuate themselves through subcultural trends (such as off-beat fashion, music and art trends, etc.) that make them feel unique despite the irony that their efforts to do so end up being conformist to a hipster subculture that has become mainstreamed in a roundabout way.
A hipster walks into a bar and realizes they don't have a mixologist, only bartenders. He walks out.
by inner-rhythm84 February 7, 2019
Get the Hipster mug.Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.
by Ellbobski October 2, 2018
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Get the Hipster Milk mug.A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.
A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..
A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..
by panicstep June 1, 2018
Get the Hipster mug.When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019
Get the Eskimo Hipster mug.A hipster is anyone who lives in Fitzroy, Brunswick or Northcote. No one living in South Yarra, they are not hipsters.
Example A: "Wow look at that hipster, they must live in Fitzroy!"
Example B: "Wow look at them, they must live in South Yarra! They're not a hipster. That's a gucci bag."
Example B: "Wow look at them, they must live in South Yarra! They're not a hipster. That's a gucci bag."
by BKMHT July 1, 2019
Get the Hipster mug.The type of person who tries to justify their localness by saying that they have been liking something before it was popular.
Local Hipster: “OMG, I’m such an Arianna Stan. I hate locals.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
Confused Bystander: “But Arianna Grande is the most popular singer in the world. Doesn’t that make you a local?”
Hipster Local: “What... I... No. I liked her before she was famous.”
Confused Bystander: “Oh, so your a Hipster Local.”
by PoopDealer134 July 26, 2019
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