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Hipster Milk

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.
by aebso October 5, 2018
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Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.
"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."
by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017
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Hipster

Someone who claims to know a lot about music/art while having little to no interest and very very little understanding of it & the associated communities. Basically a fake ass fucker who acts like an elitist know-it-all but they have no really interest in it and use this fake interest to leverage their social standing (aka just to look better than everyone else).

Synonymous with poseur.
Patrick's such a hipster. He says he listens to Alcest but he doesn't even know what genre the band is.
by Alianora Cain August 25, 2019
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Salty Hipster

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.
by Robbo75 May 14, 2015
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Hipster

Anybody who wears white vans an ripped jeans and goes to Starbucks
by Banana769 January 26, 2019
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Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.
You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!
by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013
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Hipster

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.

Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.

They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.
Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.
by Max Biggins October 9, 2020
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