by Peter Pener March 13, 2025
Get the Flash Gooningmug. Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".
"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"
by YVLdoja December 4, 2024
Get the Croatian flicker gooningmug. When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶
EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.
and they make babies 👶
EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.
by jorgeeman February 15, 2024
Get the gooningmug. an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
Get the Balkan mango goonmug. Vigorously masturbating to magazines you find at the dentist appointment for hours possibly even days
Here are a few more example sentences about fishing:
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
Get the Gooningmug. by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025
Get the Goon mobilemug.