Butterfly gooning

When you gracefully and sensitively stroke your peanits so gracefully and softly it reminds you of a butterfly wing flapping

I was butterfly gooning out in the forest, and nature started calling my name.

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww November 12, 2025

Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.

I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.

by Bbl master February 23, 2024

jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.

Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom

by BylrBr December 31, 2024

Moon Gooning

When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.

John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"

Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."

by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023

goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond

Hey Alex goon or edge?

by Zesaeit July 11, 2024

Gooning

What a chess player does before and after each round to succeed.

Lio is gooning 24/7 in order to beat undercover Jew chess players .

by Artouris October 20, 2025

gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024