Glassing

Putting your penis in someone’s ear immediately after ejaculating to give them a “wet Willy”

John: Yo me and the gang were glassing Ayden yesterday

Joe: Yo that’s sick gang

by ABjohnsonfarts May 6, 2024

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Glass

A micro famous artist on Instagram by the username of @latequartz

Glass is better than everyone.
Glass is hot.
Glass is incredibly funny .
If you do not like glass, there is something wrong with you seek help .

by Glass stan November 21, 2021

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Forbidden Shot Glass

This is when a man with a foreskin stretches it out and fills it with a liquid of his choice.

My girl was so drunk last night that she drinks from my forbidden shot glass

by Jen Wick March 20, 2022

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when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

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