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Glaser

Noun- anal creampie, typically one that seeps outside of the anal orifice and lingers like the coating of a glazed donut.
Tatiana loves when Dwayne gives her glasers.
by AlohaCono December 16, 2023
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glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.
“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”
by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023
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glake

A glake is a hoe named kerel
Kerel: A glake
by jayvertsetti December 26, 2023
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Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
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Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
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Glass Sissy

A synonym for snowflake, used to describe an individual who is easily offended and fragile. The thing that sets them off doesn't even have to be racist, homophobic or transphobic. It can be over literally anything, no matter how small or insignificant the situation is. The term can also be used to describe members of the cancel culture community.
Bill: Build Mode in Fortnite is absolute garbage! Only dickheads with no sense of weapon accuracy or awareness play that shit! No-Builds is where the real men play!

Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!

Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!
by Leen Deen February 18, 2024
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glark

by Kona LyoNs February 21, 2024
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