Not funky fresh

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb

Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference

by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022

Fresh

A way of describing someone or something that is "acting brand new", or acting different/irritating.

When those girls came over, Chad started acting so fresh.

You're being so fresh, why are you acting brand new??!!

by imperfectihaveliterallynoflaws August 22, 2022

Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time

Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)

by .Ewan. August 29, 2022

Zig fresh

Sped show, sped show, sped show!

Saw this shem at the gas station earlier, he was a zig fresh.

by Rubes December 31, 2021

fresh like a fish

To be full of energy

I was feeling fresh like a fish outta bed

by DanielM-C January 4, 2022

Watermelon fresh

The urine you have after eating too much of beetroot.

Oh boy. Look at that watermelon fresh, the yesterday’s borsch was so intense

by Suka suka January 7, 2022

Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.

"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"

by Neil-Iger January 8, 2022