fat ass bitch 

adjective: meaning a more that pleasantly plump woman, sometimes even grotesquely overweight. Not to be confused with Junk in the trunk, there is a difference in junk and nasty fat rolls that have been less than neatly tucked into the pants.

synonym: EW GROSS!

Jim: man, sarah is such a Fat Ass Bitch she should just die.

Ted: quite so but i do enjoy a little "cushion for the pushin."

Jim:.............................don't ever say that again!

fat ass bitch by THANKFULLY not a fat ass bitch September 25, 2006

Fat Apron 

A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.

That big fat guy almost got hit in the dick by a baseball, but he was protected by his fat apron.

Fat Apron by charlygordon123456 January 16, 2007

Fat Andy 

One who is a gangsta and has very little or no teeth. A Fat Andy is also known to drink large amounts of alcohol "to his/her face". Fat Andys are also sexually attracted to pudding. Fat Andys can live anywhere from the suburbs to in a car when experiencing "hard times".

Johnny Jerk off: Hey whose that guy drinkin a 60 to his face and eatin all that puddin'?

Crusty Bitch: Oh dats a Fat Andy.

Fat Andy by Bonzerilla December 7, 2006

Fat Fuck 

Someone who just sits there fucking eating.

Person 1: "Damn, would you look at that dude with all those squirrels just sitting there fucking eating!"
Person 2: "What a fat fuck."
Person 1: "I guess they love that crap in Malaysia."

Fat Fuck by littleasianninja August 16, 2011

fat joe 

An ugly, but proud Puerto Rican lard ass who looks more like a zumo-wrestler than anything, he acts black which is the funniest part of it.

His raps are pretty lame as well

fat joe by hi April 15, 2005

fat cat 

Smug, selfish and greedy the businessman/woman who exploits their position for their own personal gain at the cost of the businesses or community

"those fat cats at city hall, who don't realise the need for feng shui classes at junior school level."

fat cat by CloudRoxxors October 22, 2003

Fat Shit

Someone who is ridiculously over-weight and annoying.

Fuck off you fat shit

Fat Shit by mazzaman October 23, 2007