Dating

common misspelling of grating

asddasd:"im dating cheese"
asddasd's borther:"thats wierd:
asddasd:"sorry i mean grating

by fatter idiot April 3, 2022

Datting around

To engage in non specific and/or really generic activity

What are you up to Pete?

Mate, I'm literally just datting around, oodar

by Peteranduddyhomemadeshortbread April 4, 2022

Dating Miracle

Dating a Miracle is the best thing you can do. They have guys/girls all over them but will always choose you in a crowd. They're attractive, loyal, caring, and always do their best to keep everyone happy. They love to be around you but can seem shy at first and may avoid eye contact but sometimes they just have to get comfortable around you.

She/Her
"Even around all those other guys, Miracle still chose her bf"
"Miracle is soo pretty I can hardly resist her"
"I'm so happy now that I've started dating Miracle"
He/Him:
"Miracle always checks on his girl and shows her so much love"
"Miracle's always getting jealous when he sees other guys look at his gf."

by Anonymous >:) April 17, 2022

dating

also known as fucking

Amber Heard was dating Elon Musk while trying to reconcile with Johnny Depp, agent says

by ddt3 April 28, 2022

dancing

having a stroke

with style

guy 1: hey is that guy having a stroke
guy 2: *literally dying*
guy 1: nah he's just dancing lmao

by Nebuwula May 9, 2022

Darting

Yeah, I could tell from the eyes darting from side to side when he talks. Hilarious!

Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"

Iam "Will you stop?"

Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Dating Website

Websites that perverted old men (50s to 70s, or above. i don't know.) use. They seek out 20 (or lower) to 40 year old women on those types of webpages and ask them for neuds right as they DM the girl. (either that, or they ask to hook up instantly because they want to get laid. lol)

Man: Send neuds, the dating website won't care.
Girl/Woman: Ew, no. Weirdo.

by anonymous200020 July 6, 2022