Dirty Dan

Fuck a bitch in the ass just to pull out mid stroke to switch holes and cum in her pussy

Jeez, Harry pulled a dirty dan on me. Now I need to get a pregnancy test

by Ismokeweedonregularbases September 10, 2021

dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids

that's a real dan moment

by anonymous February 28, 2024

Dan Vs

A great television show that was on The Hub (now known as discovery family) but it was cancelled on March 9th 2013.

The show is great because it's very funny and has a lot of jokes, also it's really relatable. You can watch it for free on YouTube and Tubi now.

Person 1: Yo have you heard of Dan Vs?

Person 2: Yeah! I have, my favorite character is Chris, what about you?

Person 1: My favorite character is Dan!

by okfinenoob November 12, 2023

Dan Bussell

Dan Bussell is a total 1D spiv who can't handle the bantz

Dan Bussells' going out to avoid the bantz

by sexmachine96 December 31, 2012

Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life May 19, 2018

Dan

The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...

Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL

by Dick Sucker, Ball Chewer November 18, 2021

Dan the can

Used to define the most kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can

by Dan the can December 22, 2023