dirty dan

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time

Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream

"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"

by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.

Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!

by Sayin Crows October 11, 2023

Dan

Just average. Nothing else.

Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Dan

A Dan is somebody who loves his family and his friends, willing to give people the benefit of the doubt and put people before himself. Appreciative of everything put in front of them and never wants to put anyone down, unless jokingly. Is a little hard to get talking, but once going, they will become a good friend. Though, they are insecure about themselves, and thus try to keep a low profile, not trying to cause a commotion or cause problems. Stumble over their words and overthinks most things. Is aware of these shortcomings, but because of that, gets angry with themselves for doing such, and can sometimes cause an aggressive exterior. Due to this, they try to change, but get overwhelmed at attempting to figure out how to change themselves, which means sometimes he is dull and seems hopeless. Will always stick by your side though, and will love you through and through.

Please know if that you are with this type of Dan, that you love him, because he will love you back as much as you do him.

Person 1: You are dating Dan? Isn't he kinda awkward to be around?
Person 2: Yes, but once you get to know him, you will see something different in him.

by wediditbecausewerebestfriends October 18, 2023

Dan

dead

'He is Dan'

by Bitterapple6 October 22, 2023

Packing a Dan Soder

Based on the popular stand-up comedian, packing a Dan Soder is in reference to having a penis with an abnormally large head.

"OMG Becky, the guy in the grey sweatpants over there is packing a Dan Soder."

by Essdogger October 24, 2023

Driver Dan's Story Train

Driver Dan's Story Train (Arabic: Captain Karim Qitar Al Hekayat (Captain Karim and the Story Train)) is a children's television series created and designed by Rebecca Elgar and is a co-production between Two Four 54 in the United Arab Emirates and 3Line Media in the United Kingdom.1 It marked the first CGI animated/live-action property to be produced in both English and Arabic, which each have its own separate versions of the program.
The series debuted on CBeebies and Al Jazeera Children's Channel on 9 January 2010. It was shown by Sprout, CBeebies, and ABC2. The characters in the series are all plush toys, except for Milly and Lilly, who are paper cutouts of flamingo-like birds, The Vrooms, who are two small egg-shaped vehicles, and the Counting Sheep, who are cubical bricks painted to represent sheep. Each character, or pair of characters (except for Driver Dan and Twinkle) has their own train carriage which can be hitched to the Story Train. The audience (sometimes seen as several children, but usually represented by the camera's viewpoint and a child's voice) are sometimes asked for their opinion or choice on matters arising.

Driver Dan's story train pulls into the Middle East.

by SPrice1980 October 28, 2023