Mean Cake

a phrase used to describe the hatred for people in the lqbtq+ community, as Yung Bcote quotes in his hit single

person 1: hey friend, i’m coming out as gay!
person 2: that’s too bad i’m a mean cake

by deadaccowo April 21, 2023

Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 4, 2011

chimney cake

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).

"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"

by Z_zoran_Z October 2, 2019

cake hard

To waste time on unimportant things while ignoring looming deadlines.

"Why is Gordon still playing Smash Brothers? Isn't his make-up exam coming up?" "Yeah... that's the definition of cake hard!"

by sdrozdet January 23, 2009

flump cake

a dorky kid that waddles because of his/her out-of-proportionally large ass

that kid's a flump cake.

by Ballz13 December 1, 2009

I'm a cake

A phrase used to convey that one is baked (high from smoking weed, dabbing, edibles, etc). The phrase is derived from "baked as cake."

Yo, I took too many dabs... I'm a cake right now, ya dig?
I'm boutta smoke, you wanna come be a fuggin cake?

by notmydick January 17, 2019

cake slice

Female gender equivalent of home slice.

Yo cake slice! How you doing today?

by ladyJ52 May 20, 2010