National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit

Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends

by mocholoco October 14, 2021

Boyfriend

Something that I finally have

Him: MINE?
Me: FUCK YEAH I HAVE BOYFRIEND

by Urmumscum September 6, 2021

national show your titties to your boyfriend day

on september 6th, you must show your titties to your boyfriend within the 24 hours.

yo, show me some tits it’s national show your titties to your boyfriend day

by youmboplo September 6, 2021

Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.

“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”

by Zerox September 11, 2021

boyfriend

Something i will never have bc no one likes me🤩
what’s bf stands for
someone who makes a girl feel special, or even safe

my boyfriend is so sweet🥺i love him so much

by Chimkenwrap September 12, 2021

Boyfriend

A boy who makes you feel like no one else can. Your biggest supporter and potentially, your best friend. A guy you would go far and beyond for and he would do the same for you. Someone who lights up your entire day and makes the shittiest moments turn to the best ones. Someone who can make you smile, even when there is darkness all around. in conclusion, you love him, yeah you do. ok, bye

My boyfriend gives me butterflies.

by afuckingsussybakahello September 15, 2021

Your boyfriend

Every male Haikyuu character.
You wish he would be real.

Your boyfriend is only existing in the Haikyuu Manga/Anime.

by Klara_rkl September 18, 2021