coulda dun better

When your friend could have done better with their bf/gf/wife/husband

katey perry coulda dun better

by russell brandflakes September 20, 2010

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by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 16, 2021

Lady Batter Bobsleigh

A greeting used most commonly by people under the influence of the chronic bionic.

Phil walks into room of people: Lady Batter Bobsleigh and people reply aye!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

betteridge

When a jester-like fool mixes up words and phrases whilst under pressure and instead forms new words or phrases.

Somone doing so is said to: 'have a betteridge'

or to be 'having a betteridge'

e.g. Richard is having having a right betteridge

microwave becomes wicrowave
hulk hogan becomes holk hugan

dead dog becomes hahaha

by johnny bumhole August 28, 2009

Bitter cunt

A bitter cunt can be many things. Usually when a woman have bad sex with a guy, they typically move on from their bad experience. A bitter cunt would have ONE bad experience sex experience and become so unsatisfied that she becomes bitter and think all men are the cause of the world's problems. She can also be a just an unpleasure person to hang out with.

Sentence One:

Friend One:

Have you heard of Amanda?

Friend Two:

Yeah, I have. After that one bad sex experience we had together, she became such a bitter cunt towards men.

Sentence Two:

Man:

Hey, wanna play video games with me?

Woman:

DID YOU SAY YOU WANNA RAPE ME??

Man:

Why are you such a bitter cunt?

by TylerPreston20 June 14, 2018

Black hair is better than red hair

Black hair is better than red hair

Black hair is better than red hair

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising

see in mgsv you play as snake
cool dude doing cool things
in metal gear rising you play as stinky cyborg dude who gets beaten up by a gguy who looks like the manager at chuck e cheese.

why metal gear solid is better than metal gear rising? because yes.

by ACerealBowl_ June 19, 2022