Beaver-Mart

A fictitious Canadian retailer.

We needed some camping supplies, so we headed to Beaver-Mart to pick them up.

by 49erKiller June 23, 2007

munched on that beaver

A guy usually who goes home with an ugly girl or takes and ugly girl home and has sex. He did this because he was so drunk.

Kyle: Yo, I munched on that beaver last night!
Wyatt: You must have been hella drunk!
Kyle: For real!

by Savannah March 21, 2005

beaver dam bon bon

when a buck-toothed bitch licks evenly coated shit covered balls after she has had her tuna shower (see definition for tuna shower)

My favorite sex act is the beaver dam bon bon.

by Lady Gags-a-lot July 18, 2009

beaver dammed

When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"

last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.

by dickfore. March 30, 2010

beaver bag

slang term for a Femidom.

Has anyone ever seen one?

by Not Likely October 27, 2004

Beaver

A girl who, the only thing she wants from you is your penis.

That beaver was all over me at the club.

by Thomas Freeman November 20, 2006

ANGRY BEAVER

An ANGRY BEAVER is somebody who suffers from a syndrome that is caused whilst playing in goal in the heads and volleys version of football/soccer for a prolonged period of time. The symptons of this vicious syndrome are varied, they can be anything fom the affected person not talking much, being in denial that there not an ANGRY BEAVER, or simply becoming very easy to anger/annoyed. The only known cure to ANGRY BEAVER syndrome is to try and stay out of goal as much as possible, there is also no known vaccination for it

fucking hell! did you see pee wee earlier in goal? He was a right ANGRY BEAVER werent he!!!

by shayler1991 June 10, 2007