Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.

"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."

by Shrubbery August 2, 2013

awkaholic

A person who is prone to awkward situations.
Like the kind of person who always attracts awkward situations.
It's like awkward situations always happen to them!

Eg: 1. She is such an awkaholic!
2. Why is he so awkaholic?

by MissAwkaholic October 19, 2013

awksa

bitch ass hoe nigga shit

This bitch awksa think she ain't basic but na

by The truth69696969 December 17, 2013

awkd out

(UK north west London term). Suffering a high degree of awkwardness, to the extent where all other feelings and emotions are suppressed by awkwardness.

Watching that episode of Made in Chelsea has proper awkd me out. I'm totes awkd out.

by bludshot December 23, 2013

Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

by George FP January 1, 2014

awkwadelete

To delete a post or content which gets no likes.

1 - Post made in sincere expectation of likes
2 - Post gets no likes (or maybe a couple from uncool people)
3 - Poster deletes post out of vanity or embarrassment
4 - Poster experiences shame and loneliness

This usually happens anywhere between 2 minutes and 5 years after posting.

20:48: "Hey guys, just massively #YOLO'd and put awkwadelete on UrbanDictionary!! LOL"

20:55: "The content you are looking for may have been moved or deleted"

by BandyUchan January 11, 2014

Awks

Copletely awkward.

Short form of awkward.

An awkward situation.

We were like, the only ones there and it was SO awks.

That phonecall was so awks

Awks much?

Awks for you!

by awks4eva January 26, 2014