Ale

A beverage that is also known as grog, piss, elixir of the gods, booze, smack juice (if it's McEwans and of course its Scottish but very very nice, cheers Scotland) and more importantly, it is proof that God wants us to be happy. The Belgians seem to make the best ale and beer in general although the English make some cracking ale, which along with cider is the only good booze we make because the lager in England is complete gnats piss and should be fucking banned for being that disgusting. Jocks won't even drink it and IF they won't drink it, you know its bad.

Bollocks! I seem to be in a police cell again, I need to pack the ale in. Ha jokes, what you think I am? French?

by Champagne SOYcialist October 20, 2021

Al-Quds Bard College

Arkham Asylum for People Who Live in The West Bank

-"I'm enrolling in Al-Quds Bard College!"
-"Forgive me for I have missed your Jonkler tendencies"

by GriftThatThrift June 10, 2025

Dirty Aled

When you're banging a girl and they start orgasming and squirting so much that they could fill the ocean up.

Girl: He was so good last night! He gave me a dirty Aled.

by DaddyPeppers May 16, 2020

Ales

The best human in the world

Ales is kind to everyone, but he can be evil

by literally nobody😮‍💨😮‍💨 November 21, 2021

Alaa Al-Shahrani

Also goes by Alo, the prettiest bitch in the universe. Is known for her fabulous hair and amazing fashion sense. loves Dalal.

Alaa Al-Shahrani, will steal ur man.

by Bootyclapper019 November 24, 2021

ALS

Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.

Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)

by RTX superior to Apple M chips. July 30, 2022

Pregus Al A Pram

You’re a fucking animal

Billy bob jones was being a complete pregus al a pram last night, almost killed a guy

by ringusdingus May 10, 2018