Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

aaron taylor johnson

sexiest man alive

someone: why are u watching anna karenina
me: cause aaron taylor johnson’s in it and he’s the sexiest man alive

by wingsbymm October 16, 2023

Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.

Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

Sloppy johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it

John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019

deshawn johnson

a long dick male in love with sydney

i need a deshawn johnson

by fmoig @xole.got.hakked March 20, 2017

Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021