by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022
Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.
by Anson Jai November 25, 2021
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua
Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.
Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.
by moth4lampzzz June 05, 2020
Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
by DrDFraud April 23, 2021
Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 14, 2022
by Cranberry Johnson April 27, 2018
The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
by Sqlivnlow July 01, 2022