curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button
"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"
by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022
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Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.
Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick
by Anson Jai November 25, 2021
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ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's
Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.
by moth4lampzzz June 05, 2020
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Bald Eagle Johnson

Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?

Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
by DrDFraud April 23, 2021
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Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 14, 2022
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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson April 27, 2018
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Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
by Sqlivnlow July 01, 2022
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