Dylan

A short person.

You are short like Dylan

by RomanScandal450 June 8, 2022

dylan

A fuckboy with gay hair and small dick which he shoves up his moms and dogs ass

Wow,Dylan is a fucking douchebag he has dated everybody and his mom!

by iDubbbzTV ThaGoat January 7, 2018

Dylan

A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.

-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan

by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021

dylan s

means to gamble a lot and jiggle hella

Oh hey Charlie, wanna go dylan s?. yes ashley ofc

by JosephKatGLE November 4, 2025

Dylaning

A term used to describe a specific form of assault wherein the perpetrator abruptly pulls down another man's pants and inserts the victims penis into their mouth before readjusting the victim's clothing.

“He was too shocked to even resist the Dylaning occurring”

by TYyrrePJ May 6, 2024

Dylan

A very kind hearted and sweet guy, Dylan is very kind hearted. Sometimes tend to be emotional. They are really good friends to have. They will be your pillar of support no matter what.

"wow, he's so kind and sweet, he must be named Dylan"

by Btsjjk13060109 May 4, 2018

dylan james ballone

a young boy of the age of 14 from adelaide,SA who likes to lick the bootyhole and loves all the dick and drinks all the cum

oh look it's a dylan james ballone, coming for your kids

by Edgy0Boi May 13, 2019