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Dan Leese

Absolute stud, goes out to goth bar every night and has his own Spotify music - ‘Danial Lee’.
by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025
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Dan

Someone named Dan is probably into the Neptunia series and horny on main.

Regardless, they're a kind and loving person also quite emotional but you will love them because they're funny as fuck and care about you.

They're an angel, a blessing to the entire world and heaven himself.

Probably a typical Dragon Ball Z fan and plays Roblox to cure their depression.

Truly an oof moment.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about that guy? He's such a Dan

Person 2: Yeah, but I love him for that.
by Not Kiibo April 18, 2020
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Dan

A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.
Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.
by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023
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Dan Andrews’d

To completely fuck something up
I can’t believe I broke up with the hottest girl I’ll ever get..... I really Dan Andrews’d the fuck out of that one
by Joe_kickasss September 9, 2020
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Dan

When your friend smells of chips and wears glasses
You: Hey! You wear glasses and smell of chips. You smell like a real Dan
by Ih8Dan April 15, 2020
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The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.
Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.
by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019
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Dan

Dan is the type of person often fighting for survival
Gus Dan
by ScouseHardLad November 22, 2021
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