your mom

The gayest thing in the world.

A comeback to any insult. Call their mom what they call you.

Friend: Hey, look, he's wearing Speedos!
Asshole: Isn't that your mom, as she matches that attire?

by PartyCrasher547 October 9, 2022

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Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by anonymous October 1, 2021

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Get the Your mommug.

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean

So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021

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yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

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