Jumping the whale

when your favorite show starts to flag and go downhill, and then adds a fat character for no good reason making the show look stupid, as when STD added Stacey Abrams as the president of Earth
When The Mandalorian added Lizzo as it's "jumping the whale" moment, we all knew it was on its way down then.
by NeoTechni April 07, 2023
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Kickin that whale

another way of saying "your lying" when somebody says something that you know isn't true, but instead of using those words you can say "kicking that whale".
Boy: We are perfect for each other.
Girl: Kickin that whale!
by Emziebae757 June 14, 2011
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Humpback Whale Hug

Violently hugging another person, complete with pelvic thrust. Strong sexual connotation.
I gave Amy a humpback whale hug the other day; good for me, creepy for her.
by TallyFootballhead December 14, 2011
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beluga whale nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation
by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017
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Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART April 09, 2012
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Great white whale

A whale that thinks it is a shark.
He/she kept trying to tell people around him/her that he/she was a shark with razor sharp teeth and huge jaws, but really they knew that the guy/girl was the great white whale of snitches.
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2021
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Slave Whale

A larger women who just wants sex and is submissive to a mans junk.
Mike: " Holy shit you see the way Ashley dresses?"
Jon: "Yea shes such a slave whale!"
by creepersrfags October 19, 2016
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