Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?

Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.

Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!

by Chane Chane August 27, 2023

wife steal

when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is

me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)

by I'mHim August 29, 2023

wife pilled

Describes a person with inherently wifey energy, chronically wifeable, 10/10 would wife.

He's so poggers and wife pilled.

by GarfieldMalewife September 15, 2023

Wife Rogan

I don't know her name... And I refuse to google it!

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

i left my wife

a Shit Posting Discord Sever that uses the N word And that im in
-White Lily Cookie on discord
And thanks for coming to my Ted talk ladies and gentelmen

Blackc and white people in the server:NAGA
Me:shitposting In I left My wife

by Chocolate da cat April 7, 2024

A wife

Hey, you know what else you don't have? I'll give ya a hint 😃🖕

A retard "You don't have a wife either!"

Hym "Why would I fuck my sister you freak!? Disgusting!"

by Hym Iam April 16, 2024