Turners Lizard Zombie

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

Turnap

A name given to a boy who is last name is Turner

Person 1: 'Hey, whats your name?'
Person 2: 'Joe Turner'
Person 1; 'OMG, your a Turnap!'

by FoxyDog August 20, 2010

Turner

A small faggot boy, usually with a high voice and skinny, sometimes named sam

Yus, you’re such a turner

by GWATPATROL May 13, 2019

Turner Ashby High school

It’s a school full of basic white people that want to be ghetto or black /Hispanic people what wanna be white and where white people say the N word. If your thinking about comeing here please choose a different school

Person- wanna be ghettos

Me- Turner Ashby high school

by Smd twice September 28, 2019

Turn the friggin’ frogs gay

A phase from long time homophobe and angry tomato Alex Jones. The one time he actually got something right, as the gays are actually turning the frogs, but not through chemicals, but through our fabulousness.
✨SLAY✨💅

Gay 1: did you get the chemicals for the water?
Gay 2: no, we descovored ✨slaying✨ was enough to turn the friggin’ frogs gay

by Blob the bi frog god December 3, 2022

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

Double turn

Suddenly turning then walking back in the same direction you came.

You usually change your mind or remember you have forgotten something so you quickly turn back.

"I seen you walking home then you turned around so fast to go to the shop."

"LOL you did a DOUBLE TURN !!!"

by purpl3' January 11, 2012