crack clown

a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old

Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!

by barrybenson February 18, 2015

Punching the Clown

To put simply, jerk off.

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.

by TheGordo March 11, 2016

Ass-clown

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.

Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”

by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014

Angry Clown

A nickname for Donald Trump

Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.

by chairboy July 11, 2016

clown god

someone on the ultimite level of being gay

that fools a clown god

by Taulman December 31, 2008

clowned out

- a clown
- a certain thing you did or a move you just made would
be considered clowned out!

bill:"aye john, dey go ya girl"
sha:"hahaha .. you clowned out yo"

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006