red clown

When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns

I don't care if it's that time of the month. I'm going for the red clown tonight!

by Sugarnay March 07, 2016

Sad Clown

when a girl is giving you a blow job, and you are helping, to the point where her eyes are watering making her mascara run and her lipstick is ruined by all the slobber. So when she is done and she looks up at you and she looks like a sad clown. What she looks like after a face fuck, to be blunt.

How was your date with Mary, I made her a sad clown.

by Pep per ment butler January 11, 2016

Stepping on a clown

In the process of breaking wind

Im going to be stepping on a clown real soon, and you are not going to like it

by bowen_arrow May 06, 2010

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 26, 2004

clown god

someone on the ultimite level of being gay

that fools a clown god

by Taulman December 27, 2008

clowned out

- a clown
- a certain thing you did or a move you just made would
be considered clowned out!

bill:"aye john, dey go ya girl"
sha:"hahaha .. you clowned out yo"

by shortyonion May 02, 2008

clown facing

Clown facing is the ancient art of first pucnhing a woman in the face hard enough to make her bleed. This is followed up in quick succession by then cumming in her face. The effect is very much like a clowns makeup.

She didn't show me no respect, so I ended up clown facing da bitch.

by Martin Lyons August 31, 2006