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Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler

A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
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Scott Reid

The Trotting Turkey. A boy whose image was distributed around the bus shelters of Dundee in 2003-04.
I came fir the number 22 bus, why am I looking at a photae of thon Scott Reid?
by Albert Buffman April 15, 2022
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Weird Scott

Weird Scott is that guy who says such random things but they make sense but they could also have been said in other ways
Damn, my professor is a whole Weird Scott. He randomly said " I sold my soul to the devil" in the lecture without any context.
by Purplebottle January 9, 2021
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Scott

a weird boy, who has toothless friends, and calls everyone ugly
Oh look its scott and his toothless friends
by holaholahola hi... December 12, 2019
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mark scott

has a insanely huge dingong
Look at my nuts
yep that mark scott
by BBALLMASTER696969 December 18, 2017
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scott

scott has a huge fucking knob about 16 inches . scott is hench and a chill dude he gets any bitch he wants and has lots of money he is a part of a hustlers university
scott is sexxy and has a bid knob
by bigbitchrory August 6, 2022
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