dirt fiction

dirt fiction is when someone says something gay as shit and is a furry

Dirt: thats why ur a dweeby looking fucker that fucks dogs
Me: yeah thats dirt fiction

by FlexOnGrandma October 20, 2020

Wet Dirt

A colloquial phrase used to express or convey a message that a particular topic or matter is disliked or frowned upon and generally not approved by the wider audience.

“I love pineapple on pizza.”
“That’s wet dirt!”

by dingalingtickler March 24, 2025

Dirt

The act of being sneaky

Me being sneaky caused me to have dirt on me 😔

by omfg bubbles January 22, 2022

dirt darting

Slang used by mostly by soldiers, pilots, and old men, to describe when a flying object hits the ground at a high speed

"if anyone hits the ground that fast it'll be dirt darting"

by ForJevers December 14, 2016

Dirt waldadash

A type of waldadash that lives, procreates and bends dirt. They live in dirt burrows and make holes in the ground. (like avatar the last airbender) and craves human flesh.

The best way to escape a dirt waldadash is to jump in a burrow. And if it is an air one, THEN YOU'RE FUCKED

by Don't fucking do it November 22, 2020

sniff your dirt

When a guy (usually a pervert) smells a girls dirty panties

Bruh, I caught Alex sniffing Nickie's dirt yesterday, that dudes gotta chill before he ends up behind bars.

Boys who sniff your dirt are thirsty.

by Strawberrymochilove May 20, 2016

Dirt Box

When a dick head has nothing better to do then walk around town in speedos.

When TAFE isn't working out for you and your dad is refusing to return your texts, by exposing your Dirt Box to the entire world in some weird desperate attempt to get strangers to give you money by showing off your body to pay for your credit card and Botox.

by mrlister22 September 25, 2018