As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

Don't touch me you freak

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.

"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"

by clickclacktherattlebag July 24, 2024

Touch of the tiz

Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.

Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"

Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.

by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016

Labrador touch

Much like the Midas touch turns everything to gold, a Labrador touch turns everything to shit.

Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.

by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024

Touch touch attention

When your girl wants physical attention but not sexually

Girl: touch touch attention

Boy: *rubs her back*
Girl: *purrs in love*

by Girl worlds June 2, 2020

im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024