In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.
by Jaden Chavez February 23, 2018
Get the Chicken Dickmug. by DFlame April 9, 2008
Get the dick cheneymug. A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. In other words, a real DICK and hence the name "dick with ears."
by JohnstonGuy August 12, 2004
Get the dick with earsmug. José's Dick is the good kinda dick. Normal Mexican sized penis with a little extra thickness passed down from his ancient ancestors. Usually, any José with a dick tends to get positive and or remarkable reviews from their sexual mates. Jose's dick is the good dick and can make any asshole, vagina, mouth , or where ever you stick this thing, happy.
José's dick wasn't the biggest but he knew how to make it werk. Even if he didn't know how to werk it, it's amazing.
by MacNutHoze October 19, 2015
Get the josé's dickmug. by Tornado6969 June 21, 2015
Get the Outside Dickmug. Quite possibly the most famously evil man alive. Can't help but be repetitive; I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one a bit scared by the man.
Need I even mention that along with his other evil little buddies (cough, Donald Rumsfeld, *COUGH*), he's used Bush as his puppet for us to suffer 9/11, invade Iraq, lose lives in Hurricane Katrina, hold back from acknowledging global warming until this year (WTF?), not ratify Kyoto Protocol, create tax cuts that benefit the rich over the poor, and essentially rape the Fourth Amendment? And violently harass the first, ninth, and tenth amendments, too?
Need I even mention that along with his other evil little buddies (cough, Donald Rumsfeld, *COUGH*), he's used Bush as his puppet for us to suffer 9/11, invade Iraq, lose lives in Hurricane Katrina, hold back from acknowledging global warming until this year (WTF?), not ratify Kyoto Protocol, create tax cuts that benefit the rich over the poor, and essentially rape the Fourth Amendment? And violently harass the first, ninth, and tenth amendments, too?
Kinda reminds me of Darth Vader. Maybe it's mean, but - Dick Cheney has chest complications in a region where blood pumping is usually centralized through a HEART... Darth Vader has no heart... EVIL...
Dude, who the fuck else can shoot someone and have the victim apologize? That's fucking Obeah magic there! I ain't messin' with that dude, he's on some other shit!
Dude, who the fuck else can shoot someone and have the victim apologize? That's fucking Obeah magic there! I ain't messin' with that dude, he's on some other shit!
by Angelina Harvoux April 2, 2007
Get the Dick Cheneymug. Current Vice President of the United States, under George W Bush. A man with strong conservative values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly Halliburton. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also pure evil.
Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money.
by Attractive Nun July 8, 2004
Get the dick cheneymug.