by OkamiODonnell March 4, 2019

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019

by Big Dick Chef April 13, 2021

by aftab'd June 14, 2016

Person 1: Hey man, I totally got shotgun blasted this weekend.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 2: Woah, me too I got shotgun blasted with my doge.
Person 1: Woah, wanna go shotgun blasting?
Person 2: Yes.
by Anli November 12, 2013

“If you meet Mountain Dew, you will find your pathway to cancer”.
“Sugar is in CO^3 Sinners, Like The Baja Blast, Love it”.
“Sugar is in CO^3 Sinners, Like The Baja Blast, Love it”.
by -i s ii[]{!}// May 9, 2021

When you shoot a beam after taking a dump in a public restroom after giving someone a Mississippi birdbath.
by a kid7086789 November 6, 2022
