Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Tank

Verb.
To absorb the force of something without much pause or effort, almost as if you were in an actual tank.

Those waves looked huge, but he completely tanked them!

by jabersson August 24, 2025

Built like a tank

A Nokia cellphone.

"Your boy just got a new phone."
"What kind?"
"Built like a tank."

by BiggieBagelz November 5, 2023

Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta

Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family

by cracee June 25, 2021

Tanks

Testicles; balls; nuts; nards

George: Man, I haven’t gotten laid in a week. My tanks are gettin’ full.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.

by D. Lishus Thigh January 1, 2021

the tanks

Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.

“Dude I took my girl to the tanks after our date, you bet she gave me head”

by Johnstonsfullofhoes May 15, 2018

Tank

Someone who is athletically or academically outstanding.

The girl was so tank at baseball! She got a home run!

by TankAtThis June 11, 2010