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touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"
Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.
by bleuk January 20, 2024
mugGet the touch grassmug.

tazmanian-touch

The sense of vigorously touching ones booty without identity being seen.
I was on the train one day when an African male ('bout 6'4 with dreds and air force ones) Tazmanian-touched me to the point of orgasm!
by shiken August 7, 2014
mugGet the tazmanian-touchmug.
touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
mugGet the touch the glass save your assmug.

Phantom Touch

A term that is generally used by the metantly disabled to describe the sense of being "touched" in VR
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.

The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.
stop harassing me I can feel that because I have Phantom Touch, I also have a wide range of disabilities in my bio we can talk about.
by rogyman March 6, 2025
mugGet the Phantom Touchmug.

Touch grass

Ugh, ew, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Ugh!
Hym "Touch grass is a Bett Cooper thing, you're not fucking your look alike are you!? Cus your wife is ugly and you're a narcissist so I wouldn't put it past you... Gross."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
mugGet the Touch grassmug.

Touching Felt

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.
by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020
mugGet the Touching Feltmug.

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