Tanks

A silly way to say thanks.

Here ya go, Frank! The man said.
Oh, Tanks! Frank replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 5, 2025

Cutie-tank

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.

Ex:

Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!

Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca

Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank

by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011

narco-tank

The word that is often coined to describe the armored car that drug gangs often ride in for a number of cases. Most commonly it is used to fight of other drug gangs while being in cover. The car is normally black to allow the car to blend in to the night life of most commonly Mexico. Reinforced steel allows the car's passengers to be protected while in it.

Gang member 1: Shit, what's that coming down the road.

Gang member 2: oh shit, looks like a narco-tank, lets shoot it.

Gang member 1: What are you, loko, homie, lets get the senoritas and go gets some cover mother-fucker.

by Mexicos watchful eye July 10, 2011

Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine

Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking

by sidface October 20, 2020

Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.

The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.

by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018

Tank boy

A tank boy is a hefty gym lad who has significant muscle gain

Friend: “woah did you see him?”
Me: “yeah man, he’s a right tank boy”

by Limeyboi August 28, 2019

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025