Dirt random

Someone you've never heard of, see before, or know.
Hey, do you know who that guy is?

No, that's a dirt random.
by Ricardo357 July 26, 2024
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dirt dan

When the female is giving a blowjob, and the male sticks his fingers up his ass and shoves the feces into her nose
I just gave my girl a dirt dan, she called the police, and I'm in jail now.
by DIRT DAN USER February 19, 2016
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dirt trackin'

When a guy's underwear has brown stripes in FRONT from participating in anal sex
I hope mom doesn't do my laundry today,,l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and don’t want to explain.
by Ruswals November 05, 2023
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dirt-di-dirt

Really cool. Usally used to describe someone or an action.
"Did you see my homerun?"
"Yeah it was dirt-di-dirt"
by Moi4 March 24, 2009
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Dirt Picker

idk what it means. probably doesn’t have one. sounds racist as fuck though
person 1 : hey uh...you dirt picker
person 2: uh what does that mean
person 1: i don’t know actually
person 2: oh sounds like a racial slur
person
by dreamstanballsniffer April 01, 2021
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Dirt Rooster

One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.

Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
I woke that lazy bitch up with the good old Dirt Rooster this Morning!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 06, 2021
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