Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortegamug. “She doesn’t have a BF yet”Boy 1
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
“Cuz she has no mans and she is single af” girl
Why don’t I have a boyfriend yet
by SkinnyPenisBoi August 9, 2018
Get the why don’t i have a boyfriend yetmug. The greatest reason ever conceived by man. Any other questions in the argument will be immediately nullified.
by Nametaker44 August 26, 2021
Get the Why not?mug. What you say when a girl does something that is countering you, arguing for the sake of arguing, or just something insane
Guy: Don't pre-order a game
Girl: But it's soul calibur
Guy: Not a reason
Girl: You're not a reason
Guy: Lily why
Girl: But it's soul calibur
Guy: Not a reason
Girl: You're not a reason
Guy: Lily why
by Alexander Ham January 14, 2018
Get the Lily whymug. Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted
by Hey birch December 8, 2020
Get the why was you born?mug. Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
Get the Why do I find it funny?mug. 