Sugar Shits 

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

Sugar Shits by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Sugar Glider 

(Slang) Noun: A morbidly obese woman, who, when seen from behind attempting to take a box down from the top shelf at a big-box retail store, possess sufficient arm flab to drape down far enough to resemble someone wearing a parachute suit.

When the sugar glider raised her arms to the same angle, I noticed that the amount of arm flab on each arm differed, in that the area covered by the left-arm formed a trapezoid, while the right arm resembled a side on a rhombus

Sugar Glider by John Semen Reilly December 18, 2023

sugar bunny 

Derogatory slang for a British person

Look at that sugar bunny

sugar bunny by SebaliMotherTrucker January 6, 2024

Sugar free gummy bears 

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

Sugar free gummy bears by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Sugar my tuchus 

To kiss someone's butt. Flattering someone to get what you want.

Are you trying to sugar my tuchus?

Sugar my tuchus by Shaddphoenix January 10, 2024

Sugar dicking

Typically a man of low value, but who fucks good, can emotionally manipulate a woman into doing the things he wants her to do, by fucking her brains out. Hobosexuals and sugar dickers usually go hand in hand.

Man, that bs might work on Janine, but, that sugar dicking shit don't work on me, i need the money I loaned you last month.

Sugar dicking by Daniel's jack January 13, 2024

sugar daddy 

Sugar daddy is my best friend I love him so much and I want him to have fun with me

I stuck my cock in my sugar daddy

sugar daddy by anonymous January 20, 2024