alex heart

Best chick out.

Rad tattooist at blue lotus tattoo in Auckland New Zealand. Need. Geek. Chill master. The tits. Pug enthusiast.

Me: Have you been tattooed by Alex heart?

you: yeah she's the bomb and cool as wizards.

by Funfruits April 13, 2016

alex bienstock

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.

“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”

by Bienstockaddict69 March 17, 2022

Alex Vu

This person is a special person. Alex is someone who is big strong and buff because he does At home workouts. he is very professional at valorant although he hates the game he is still somehow pro. Alex is someone who is also profesional at Orchestra and is someone who would be concertmaster for philharmonic.

OMG IS THAT ALEX VU, THE CONCERTMASTER?

by Alex Vu Vu April 11, 2022

Alex Pannu

A boy who masturbates 4 times a day while his pubes are longer than his dick (3 inches)

I'm going to do an Alex Pannu tonight or you're such an Alex Pannu

by Fuck you declan November 17, 2019

Alex Touron

Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.

I love Alex Touron

by I love Alex June 29, 2014

Alex Lim

A boy that likes to snooze over class

And cheats all the girls and say pervert words when nobody is with him

Person 1 Do you like Alex lim

Person 2 yes

Person 3 don’t you know he is a pervert

by the man with the sex December 27, 2021

Alex Fiction

It's a type of subgenre for fiction based on whatever Alex Falbtard has written or is going to write.

Average Roman: what genre is it?
Alex Falbtard: Fiction.
Average Roman: What subgenre?
Alex Falbtard: Alex Fiction.

by Falbtard October 15, 2021