When you call the hot Morgan, so you Freudian slip your penis into your hand and beat it so hard it bleeds. You then do a forensic analysis on your own penis blood.
by I Am Dexing It May 29, 2025
The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.
by Bricky Ricky July 06, 2024
while his female partner is asleep, the male ejeculates on her breast and places her hand on it - by the time she wakes up, the semen has dried and her hand is stuck in place
"I didn't orgasm during sex, so I gave my wife a sticky starke as punishment. She'll work harder next time."
by wyrdsmyth March 23, 2009
by cuminyourmum September 16, 2019
Two people engage in oral sex, the first person gives the second person a blow job/eats the out depending on gender while the second eats a few slices of pizza, after the second person has finished either the pizza or has came they will switch
by Rick and rolling April 25, 2017
The result of someone pouring an entire bottle of maple syrup all over your underwear. When this happens, you have no choice but to wear it for the next nine days.
by skiddiots January 31, 2024
by Bildo Teabaggins September 08, 2017