The Turd Song

The turd song was originally from BTR’s TV show on Nickelodeon. It first exist on the first episode where James sang a good song At an audition and then Gustavo turned and said that James has no talent and then Kendall came in front of stage telling Gustavo that “NO TALENT, UR THE ONE WITH NO TALENT IN 10 years” and Gustavo said one of his old songs was a hit 9yrs ago, and then Kendal jumped on top of his desk and sang that old song (in an insulting way) Gustavo mentioned, and then they called security. And then Kendall sang the turd song kicking the stuff in the table.

So when you’re pissed off by someone, you just jumped on top of their desk and sing the turd song at that person and kick their stuff off the desk while singing the turd song.

Lyrics:
Oh you’re such a turd.
Oh yeah a giant turd.
You look like a turd.
And you smell like a turd.

Miss Best: Alright class, can somebody explain what is respiration

Everyone: uhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhh

Miss best: Grrrr Everyone stand up on your chairs and hands up your head.

Everybody complains*

Me *looks at an airplane flying by*

Miss best: *in an angry way* Why the heck you weren’t watching me while I was teaching about respiration.

Me: GRRRRRRRR YOU STUPID BITCH, YOU HAD ME STANDING ON MY DESK FOR HOURS WITH MY HANDS ON MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMN SLAVE, SO WHATS SO WRONG TO WATCH A BLOODY AIRPLANE PASSES *goes on top of her desk* YOU UGLY ASS WHORE YOU ARE THE TEACHER WHO MADE STUDENTS LIVES MISERABLE AND WE CANT TAKE IT ON. OH BY THE WAY HERE A SONG FOR YOU *Sings the turd song*

Miss best: you’re going to Detention for calling me bitch and whore and going on my desk and singing some song and kicking my crap from my desk.

Me: *kicks the bitch on her face*

by EMD F59PHI August 21, 2024

Wiener dog song

Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

Sammy: Hi, please sing the Wiener dog song
Alex: Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long, wiener dog wiener dog come listen to my song, How i love you wiener dog, its you that I adore, how i love you wiener dog riding on your skateboard.

by WEEENER DOOG September 22, 2023

Uncle Edward’s Theme song

Look up loud Mexican music on YouTube

Because it’s uncle Edward’s theme song

I listened to the Uncle Edward’s Theme song. I fucking came and peed all over the place.

by Fishnuggets66 November 7, 2023

Rap God Song

that one song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" by some guy

Have you heard the song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" it was rap god song

by Eminem Rap G0d December 21, 2023

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.

person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man

by rk092 December 25, 2023

Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize

Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals

by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023

the Nathan song

Smack smack smack
That witerally crazy
Smack smack smack
That witerally wild
Smack smack
My name is Nathan

Smack smack
And I like to smile

The Nathan song

by The best friend ever January 19, 2024